Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 14, 2011

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    palos  over 13 years ago

    The next sign reads: No U Turn

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    If all the freight in those trucks was going by train, as God intended, we wouldnā€™t be having this problem! Thatā€™s what those tracks are there for!!

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    True, but it should have stayed on the train for the trip across the desert at least!

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Reminds me of my favorite road signs:

    On the Capital Beltway just before a construction area on the American Legion Bridge, a yellow highway sign said, ā€œPrepare for Instant Aggravationā€

    And there was one near VA Beach which said, ā€œWatch Out for Zombiesā€

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    Pro-Lick  over 13 years ago

    Clearly the solution to all these socialist road signs is to cut spending on all road regulatory agencies.

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    A truck convoy? Why AFTER the sign?

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    Pro-Lick  over 13 years ago

    Zen Rich: If you see a sign that warns you to expect falling trees ahead, and a tree falls on you, did the tree fall on you?

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    Arianne  over 13 years ago

    Thatā€™s exactly what it looked like the last time we crossed the Ambassador Bridge from Canada into Michigan. But with kids on board, we couldnā€™t exactly go, " ā˜…ą§© ā˜  # !! ā€¦ Pardon my French."

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    roctor  over 13 years ago

    On the east coast its called 9 to 5 parking.JDiego: Could be a feeder line to metro/business used only. Usally for shuttling vehicles at peak hours before and after work. (?)

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    They must be on the parkway.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Sign reads, ā€œThere is a cop in front of thisā€.

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    GramEGoose  over 13 years ago

    @JohhnyDiego & @DukeDoug, I used to live in MO and had personal experience with that particular insanity. The lane in the middle of the freeway would change direction depending on the time of day. It always scared the wee out of me. not having that much faith in my fellow drivers.

    But I think I read somewhere that in a subsequent widening of the system in St Louey, they did away that particular nuttiness..

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    I thought those signs were orange typically and said road construction.

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    Darryl Heine  over 13 years ago

    This road sign strip from 2007 is part of Wileyā€™s 2011 month long ā€œN.S.ā€ hiatus.

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    WaitingMan  over 13 years ago

    There used to be signs in New York City that read, ā€œDonā€™t even think about parking hereā€.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 13 years ago

    Oh no, I thought about it.

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    Can't Sleep  over 13 years ago

    As if all those trucks would just inch along!On I-95 in CT, those trucks fly along at 80 or 90 (Iā€™m just guessing, they blow by me), so out in the desert, all theyā€™d leave is a vapor trail!

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    Mokurai  over 13 years ago

    This sign intentionally left blank.

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    carollert  over 13 years ago

    I-95 in Northern Virginia has a pair of lanes in the center of the highway that change directions at noon. Theyā€™re northbound in the mornings and southbound in the afternoons. It seems to work very well, actually. Well, until you try to exit them. That screws things up for EVERYONE.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    In the mountain west, roads have curves, and yes we have hills. We have pullouts for passing, but Iā€™m reminded of Aristocrat trailers, which had a plaque on the back stating: ā€œYouā€™re following an Aristocratā€. What they left off was: ā€œfor the foreseeable futureā€. I donā€™t think I ever saw someone pulling one of these voluntarily use a pullout to let traffic pass, they just kept blocking the road. At least I had the advantage of being able to pull them over and give them a ticket.

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    APersonOfInterest  over 13 years ago

    My favorite street sign ā€¦ in N Y City at a no parking section along the street close to Columbus Circle ā€¦ first sign read ā€œNO PARKINGā€ the larger middle sign read ā€œDonā€™t Even Think About Itā€

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    psychlady  over 13 years ago

    This sucks covers it! Iā€™d probably say something worse, but not here.

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    RinaFarina  over 13 years ago

    In Montreal we had a bridge with five lanes, and the middle lane changed direction during rush hours to allow buses to travel more quickly ā€“ no one else was supposed to use that lane at those times. Well, every once in a while a car would accidentally take that lane the wrong way at the time, leading to a head-on collision with a bus. Gorey. I donā€™t know if that lane still reverses in the same way. I havenā€™t used that bridge for years. Ah, incompetenceā€¦

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    NoTimeTheBook_com  over 13 years ago

    He should have stated where the grass was greener, rather than in the desert.

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    Hunter7  over 13 years ago

    Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver Three lanes, 2 head South in the morning and switch to 2 heading North for evening rush. Not going to be widen, thatā€™s why thereā€™s the Ironworkers Bridge at the 2nd Crossing.

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    laojim  over 13 years ago

    That is obviously the freeway from Flagstaff to Phoenix on Sunday afternoon.

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    yyyguy  over 13 years ago

    reversible lanes seem to be common in a lot of places. iā€™ve used them on the Peace Bridge between Fort Erie and Buffalo and in the City of Toronto and they work well. they donā€™t change all at once, and people who canā€™t tell which way is correct for travel are just not paying attention to the lights and signage. (unfortunately, thatā€™s not as rare an occurence as it should be.)

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    NadinePorter  over 13 years ago

    Looks like the line to get across the Blue Water Bridge from Canada to Michigan on a Sunday afternoon!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 13 years ago

    Since there are Saguaro cactus in the scene itā€™s Interstate 10, probably between Phoenix and Tucson, Arizona. If it werenā€™t for the cactus Iā€™d suggest Interstate 40 between Flagstaff, Arizona and Albuquerque, New Mexico.Oh, wait itā€™s not an interstate. Dang, I blew it.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Chicago had reversible lanes, IIRC, on at least one expresswayā€”the Eisenhower? They were express lanes, for going in in the morning rush hour and out in the evening.

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Oh, and Lake Shore Drive had some alsoā€”those had barriers that lifted out of the pavement to separate the two directions of travel.

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    Uncle Joe  over 13 years ago

    @Bmonk-

    In Chicago, the Kennedy Expressway (aka 90/94) has reversible lanes. During the morning rush hours, they add two lanes for traffic heading downtown, then they switch to outbound in the afternoon.

    There are gates that close off the entryway for the direction that isnā€™t supposed to be using it, so we havenā€™t had any head on collisions that Iā€™ve heard of.

    Lake Shore Drive hasnā€™t had a reversible in years & yearsā€¦ mustā€™ve been a while since you were here!

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    Joseph Krois  over 13 years ago

    Trafficā€™s all aroundā€¦The south and the north boundā€¦Bumper to bumper all dayā€¦Mentally, like a jumper they sayā€¦For we all indulge so easilyā€¦And leave the blame to seeā€¦That traffic is trafficā€™s worst enemyā€¦And we are all so sure to beā€¦Stuck in a lane with no outā€¦And bang our heads and shoutā€¦.That everyone else should moveā€¦But itā€™s our absence needed to proveā€¦That after all the curses and talkā€¦We really should get out of the car and walkā€¦

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    treered  over 13 years ago

    re reversible lanes Golden Gate Bridgeā€¦ iā€™ve seen Lions Gate Bridge, went to Vancouver for the TRANSPORTATION Expoā€¦.

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    Paul_B  almost 13 years ago

    Sydney Harbour Bridge has reversible lanes ā€“ controlled only by those lights, and a moving median at each end.

    Havenā€™t heard of any head-ons ā€“ or maybe they happen occasionally but people expect it and it doesnā€™t make news. Itā€™s not the reversibility of the lanes that matters anyway, because there is (clearly) no shortage of roads everywhere with only a line painted for the median, so this is no different.

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