Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 14, 2013

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    StrummerFan  over 11 years ago

    Well, she’s not my imaginary fiance yet, but we’re engaged to be engaged!

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Can we please drop the Manti Te’o references now?

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    I have a triple problem… My kid brother’s birthday and wedding anniversary are both on Valentines Day. His wife would never forgive me if I sent a combined Valentines Day-Birthday-Anniversary card !

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    I wonder why she even started?

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    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    It seems now would be a good time to let the Hallmark Holiday just fade away… there are 365 days in every year to let the one you love know that they are loved. Even the little things every day add up.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The Dead Letter Office would like to thank you for all of the wonderful cards you keep sending them.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    And the War On Valentine’s Day continues….

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    BTW, Muriel has finally come to her senses….

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Good one pcolli.Samoans really go out of thier way to show latent affection. hvd.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Nightgaunt: And although the voices aren’t real, they have some VERY good ideas! And in the case of Ms. Ima, some very bad ones!

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    muriel takes drastic action, and marries an overseas spouse.

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    vwdualnomand  over 11 years ago

    every time i hear the name muriel, i think of the movie, muriel’s wedding with toni collette.

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    Rosedragon  over 11 years ago

    She is my girlfriend, who lives in Canada!

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago
    spend the extra money for the good stuff and come to these realizations sooner. (pcolli- s&m- funny!)
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    stormymaverick  over 11 years ago

    pouncingtiger said, about 8 hours agoCan we please drop the Manti Te’o references now?-————————————————————————————————————-No….. They will never stop! Brahahahaha!

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    ComicRelief  over 11 years ago

    wouldn’t imaginary internet lovers only be interested in e-cards?

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    And you can buy an imaginary girlfriend at the rubber lady store.

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    Does this mean all of you are just in my imagination?

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 11 years ago

    To witty Wiley and commenters alike happy Valentines Day.

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    Justice22  over 11 years ago

    I’m looking for the section, PRINTED IN THE USA.

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    Aaaaaand what if I want to send Valentine cards to some or all of my imaginary friends…..Hmmmmm what then??…..you know if I can’t do that then they will be upset and the voices in my head will stop talking to me!…the more I think about it this is a win win for me:)

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    “To whom it may concern”

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