Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2013

That broker will be taking over if the devil don’t watch out.

Dude, That guy has a lawyer,that can out devil the Devil any time, any where. Even in the Devil’s home ‘court’.

I guess you could say that

Or he is a best buddy of the President… that would work too.

Guess Lucifer didn’t read the fine print, and he was the guy that invented contracts.

Iron clad contract

Reminds me of the fate of a store chain here in CT…Caldor’s was facing bankruptcy. Target offered to buy the stores, keep the staff, etc.The CEO could (A) sell the chain, and keep everyone working, or (B) put it out of business, and collect a huge bonus, as written into his conract.Guess which he chose?(The employees had to go to court to get what was owed them.)

Hot stock tip.

No matter the form — molten, coin or bullion, it will not be pleasant!

Would you then have a heart of gold?

thebird, " The big print giveth, and the small print taketh away…" Tom Waits…..

Chute, (See what I did there?), and they say government is inefficient….You get a bonus even if you screw things up? Even politicians don’t have those balls…..

I kinda wish he showed that broker the appropriate response, not that wishy washy one. There should be NO smiles on anyone down there let alone a broker. The correct response would be too graphic for a family comic page.

the devil made the fine print and the ultra-fine print and the ultra-ultra-fine print that states that he can change the rules any time he wants and the only one that can change that is GOD.

Actually, The Bible Doesn’t Teach An Eternal Hell. A Common Misunderstanding.

I’ve been to Hell and back ! ( And had the bumper sticker to prove it ). Hell, Michigan

I’ll tell you what I’ll do, Oh devious Hell Lord. You can have my soul, I’m not using it anyway, and I get to keep the money including my bonuses.

“Given that, down here you can spend that bonus on either this pile of red hot rocks, or that pool of lava boiling lava over there”

There we go.

His pants are on fire, go broker, go.

Redkaycei, Paradise is beyond Bliss, which is just north of Cross Village…..

Sturgeon Bay is ridiculously beautiful…..Nothing but the clear, almost invisible, water of Lake Michigan, with it’s sand beaches, sand dunes, towering pines….And no houses, at all! Just an occasional lighthouse…..Sorry, but I’m a proud Michiganer….(No, not “gander” and no, not “gainian” , I’m a Michganer…..pronounce it any way you want…).

Wiley, I enjoyed your response to my post on the 17th. I’m glad I gave you the opportunity to talk about your comic timing…

Say what??? Don’t get it.

I worked for a company that had just gotten bought out. Naturally the new company put its own top management in. Three months later, the company got bought out again and our top boss lost his job. He was complaining about the paultry $15M severance package.

@ poppy1313: Depends on who the contract was written for. The City Employee pension-holders in Detroit are discovering much to their shock that some contracts are more “iron clad” than others…

BRO6164, thanks BRO, I respect your wishes, also……….watmiwori, corny enough for me…I can accept that…..

If a person could find a way to get on the Devi’s good side….then it would be a broker….possibly a broker in lost souls?