Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 06, 2014
May 05, 2014
May 07, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GIVE YOUR DAD THE LETTER FROM YOUR TEACHER?" "DEPENDS" PANEL 2 "OH WHAT?" "ON THE RESULTS OF AN UNBIASED INTERNAL INVESTIGATION TO DETERMINE IF IT NEEDS TO BE DELIVERED AT ALL" PANEL 3 "IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON NOW?" "UH HUH" PANEL 4 "THE SUSP[ENCE ON HOW IT'LL TURN OUT MUST BE AGONIZING..." "HEY THIS IS WHAT'S KNOWN AS ACTING LIKE AN ADULT"
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
“Unbiased”, with air quotations to the moon!
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
“Unbiased Internal Investigation”? Oh, come now, Danae.
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not acting like a responsible adult, but there is at least one adult out there who can be her chosen “role model”.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
The position of the cheese is known before the study begins.The purpose of the study is to chart a path to the cheese.Any path that does not lead to the proper conclusion is “inconclusive”.
Aaberon over 10 years ago
Long ago, we knew a very young child that forged the mother’s signature. The only thing that could be figured out was she had an older brother.
ajnotales over 10 years ago
Inspired by the internal investigation into the NJ Christie bridge affair? If so, we know the outcome; if not, we still know the outcome … :-)
dabugger over 10 years ago
Well Danae, that’s what you say. But come on now, not nice to interrupt the mail. Are you sure you knows what an adult is?
usafmsgt over 10 years ago
Danae is channeling a perfect Obama.
She Mc over 10 years ago
Sock’s still there!
Diane Lee Premium Member over 10 years ago
No, that’s exactly not acting like an adult. And, finishing off the only hope the Republicans had to win in 2016. Without that investigation, there could have been some doubt about the bridge scandal, and it might have blown over. Authorizing a laughable investigation was the act that proved he wasn’t competent enough to be president.
strictures over 10 years ago
The unbiased investigation will just be a rehash of Christie’s GW bridge one.Nice one Wiley for getting Danae as a Christie surrogate.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
In Government terms , she’s filibustering……In any other terms she’s waiting for the smoke to clear…..as she prepares to graduate, she smiles at her Dad and says "By the way Daddy , I have something for you (hands him the letter)….did I mention graduation? I meant from college……with a degree in Political Science with a minor in Creative Writing.
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
Sam Brownback is probably getting ready to have an “unbiased internal investigation” about how the FBI is investigating former top aides of his for potential felonies…….
dflak over 10 years ago
Having an older sister who always heads for trouble was great. I got to fly under the radar.
Enoki over 10 years ago
If her dad does find out about it I’m sure Danae will call for a full Congressional investigation on it saying she has nothing to hide!
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
Danae is far more “adult” than those old folks in Congress, or the media!