Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1: "OK...SO JUST WHEN IN HISTORY DID YOU WANT TO GO, DANAE?" "I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE, JEFFREY..." PANEL 2: "...BUT I WANT TO GO BACK AND SEE WHAT THE WORLD WAS LIKE WHEN PEOPLE WEREN'T SO STUPID AND ANNOYING!" PANEL 3 PANEL 4 "AND THAT TIME WOULD BE...?" :I DON'T KNOW...CAN'T THIS THING DO A TIME TRAVEL GOOGLE SEARCH?" "ONLY FOR REALITY"
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
This might be hard for her to understand,but if she goes back and tries to change the past , she will alter her present too!
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Danae, dollingk, there was no such time.Boogerbrain he may be, but Jeffrey is waaaay ahead of you on this one!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’d like to see Jeffrey be clever enough to pick a time period that would deflate Danae somehow. Her ego is a balloon begging for a sharp needle.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
There has never been a time when people weren’t stupid and annoying.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Oh, this is a Miller classic….The pregnant pause in panel three, Danae’s apparent optimism in panel two, and Jeffry in panel four…Great stuff…..Well written and well drawn…
thirdguy over 10 years ago
I am just going to sit here very quietly.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Give it a try – Google finds a lot of stuff that’s not real.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
“That was the cause of world war one”…I think you meant to use “excuse” rather than cause. War has only one cause, power and who has it.
soclassic over 10 years ago
“Any world that I’m welcome to is better than the one I come from.”Steely Dan
Bob O'H over 10 years ago
Perhaps back to the dinosaurs? It’ll be fine unless they bump into Calvin & Hobbes.
William Bednar Premium Member over 10 years ago
How about gong back to 100 million BC? Way before stupid, annoying humans were around. Of course, there will be plenty of stupid and annoying dinosaurs looking to eat you. Oh well.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think you’ve got the wrong planel, Danae.
ladamson1918 over 10 years ago
And the internet has opened up public stupidity and annoyance beyond anyone’s dreams.Lately when I go to youtube, the opening page suggests multiple videos re time travel. Why? Why me? I don’t even read sci fi much anymore.
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Ah, the age of the dinosaurs.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
and most of them live in my building, now, you want to see and hear stupid, come and visit a while….please.
tygrkhat40 over 10 years ago
“I’m gettin’ sick of this universeAin’t gonna get better; it’s gonna get worseAnd the world’s gonna sink with the weight of the human race
Hate and fear in every faceI’m gettin’ ready and I’ve packed my caseIf you find somewhere better, can you save my place?"
“Had Enough,” the Who
garyhill over 10 years ago
Y’all need to read Stephen King’s 11/22/63. Perfect fit here.
Defective Premium Member over 10 years ago
There’s a time traveling theory I just read about, relatively recently, that states that you can’t change the past. And that if you actually go back and do something, it already happened. So what we have today, REQUIRES you to go back because it already happened! There won’t be any changes because you already did it.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Well, our friend Jeffrey presents us with a quandary. Are we working outside of the existential where Danae is or somewhere in the quantum universe?
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
What is your definition of stupid and annoying Danae?
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
If Archduke Ferdinand hadn’t been assassinated, it would have been something else. The Powers that Were, were spoiling for a fight.
royb0462 over 10 years ago
before the apple.
dondechaine over 10 years ago
Day 7
Kveldulf over 10 years ago
Actually, the answer is not difficult. Danae asked only for a time “when people weren’t SO stupid and annoying”, the operative word being “so”.
Jeffrey can just take her to any time before she was born.
Dr_Fogg over 10 years ago
Adam and Eve… before the snake showed up.
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
The closest you can get to a time when people weren’t so stupid is the time when they were so low-down mean and vicious that your couldn’t SEE the stupid. hmmph. Guess I’m a little down today.
mistercatworks over 10 years ago
Don’t you believe it. There WAS such a time. I couldn’t push a shopping cart with $400 of groceries in it. After an election, people said “good for you, let’s get on with it”. You could ride the bus to New York for a quarter. – “Hey, you kids get off my lawn.” Remember when kids had their own lawns?
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
Actually there is such a time. It’s before humans evolved.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Go back to 1984, pick up and bring back a Delorean. Rust free, low milage, original ones are hard to find today!.Even better if it does not have a flux capacitor…
Varnes over 10 years ago
Good one, Wiley…BrassOrchid, You make a good point, but in reality, although it does matter who has the power and the intent, the actual cause can be anything….Territory, water, religion, economics, just plain hate……..
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
Sure such a time existed. Before people came up with the word ‘ideology’.
pcolli over 10 years ago
There are an infinite number of possibilities, probabilities, both past and present.
Varnes over 10 years ago
I suppose we shouldn’t forget that current up to date physics, quantum theory to be specific, postulates there is an infinite number universes…..Because that really is a game changer….
Varnes over 10 years ago
I can’t picture going back and forth in time, but what if there was a similar, but different universe right next door that you could slide into?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
I envision an infinite number of universes, and an infinite number of Packratjohns, but in none of them do I dance…. (slightly paraphrased quote from Sheldon on BBT)
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
Try the twelfth of never …
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Google Search!!!!! HA!