Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 18, 2014

She lost his head.

Oh, now that’s just wrong…

Hey, If he didn’t get a chance to say “I do”, then the honey moon’s over….

Kids these days. No discipline. No patience.

Oh, is this another Kardashian wedding?

“Let us prey…”

New illustration, but an old joke.

One of the problems with same insects marriage.

This way she gets to use the wedding dress again – maybe even sometime soon.

One little argument, and she bites my head off.

It’ll pass …

Eew!

He won’t need it where he’s going.

I now pronounce you headless and wife.

@Superfrog@Meh~thodology

Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!!

She’s practicing insecticideBest bring in the swat team

Pretty dark for Wiley.

is that’s whats called, giving head? or getting head…whatever!

No smiling bears? No fat bankers? I had to look twice to make sure I was reading Non Sequitur. I guess Wiley is branching out!

If we can just keep our heads for another moment….I now pronounce you mantis and wife.Now, if you’d just hand me my walking stick, I’ll be leafing.

Just a tiny bit premature…..

Short honeymoon, but then again, with a Mantis, they’re all short.

Betcha the minister will be next.

I agree, but this one really has a new and different look to it.

This reminded me so much of that Gary Larson’s Far Side TV special that showed insects on a plane, and the stewardess had lost her head and was staggering around with a tray of drinks. Can’t find it on YouTube.

Ohhh! I just read about this in a book about animals and insects. They only do that in captivity, as its to stressful. In the wild they don’t resort to eating the male’s heads! Hint: don’t study caged animals and/or insects to get their true behaviour patterns!

I’ll second that!

There goes Husband #6. Next!

Priest is a pretty safe job for a male praying mantis

I’ve always said mixed marriages were dangerous.

Not her first husband. He’s Henry the Ateth.

She stopped the snoring before it could start.

She just took a pre-nup nip!

She’s wearing white so maybe she didn’t know the proper protocol.

He was just so cute… I couldn’t wait.

Reminds me of my ex-wife. Well, someone had to say it!