If I’m with someone & spot roadkill, I always yell “Lunch”. A few of them get really sickened by that.Saw a few dead deer in LaPorte County Indiana a couple of weeks ago.Some states let you take home any deer you kill with a car, if the car is still drivable.
Some years ago there was a Chinese take-out not far from where I worked that was shut down by the board of health when someone saw them dragging a deer off the road into the back door. When the BoH arrived, they had it hanging from pipes in the kitchen with offal all over the floor as they butchered it. The special that day was Peking Buck.
I suspect Wiley gone vegan. Maybe it’s a new girlfriend. An arc on eating right then mentioning roadkill on Thanksgiving day. Please don’t be like that obnoxious commentator on Grand Avenue. Everyone gets together to have a good time and there’s always a few that seem determine to ruin it. .May you and everyone have a happy Thanksgiving and a great day off.
The National Roadkill Cookoff Competion is in Marington WV. We went to see it, but there were 10,000 people inthis tiny town. So we just drove through.
Itty bitty birdy butts. (Mutilated can’t be right.)Mutilated monkey meat (stops singing, starts trying to remember).
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey nuts (“Monkey nuts” are the seed from a type of tree).Itty bitty birdy buttsSomething grosssomething really disgusting for IIRC it was two verses at four lines each, with the forgotten spoon bit as the chorus.And I forgot my spoon.Please pass the salt.
Argythree about 10 years ago
Nothing ‘natural’ about roadkill…
Dtroutma about 10 years ago
Wouldn’t those be RUNovers?
Bilan about 10 years ago
Benny, you have to remember, it’s Location, Location, Location. Try Seligman, AZ.
watmiwori about 10 years ago
He’s not exactly doing a land office business…. Seeking hisniche, he should look elsewhere.
Can't Sleep about 10 years ago
And it’s gluten-free!
strictures about 10 years ago
If I’m with someone & spot roadkill, I always yell “Lunch”. A few of them get really sickened by that.Saw a few dead deer in LaPorte County Indiana a couple of weeks ago.Some states let you take home any deer you kill with a car, if the car is still drivable.
tripplett314 about 10 years ago
Stephen King referred to roadkill as “Frisbee rabbits.”
Varnes about 10 years ago
Hey, it’s organic….I do have a question: Why do raccoons sleep so close to the road? At least I think they’re sleeping…..
Plumbob Wilson about 10 years ago
Some years ago there was a Chinese take-out not far from where I worked that was shut down by the board of health when someone saw them dragging a deer off the road into the back door. When the BoH arrived, they had it hanging from pipes in the kitchen with offal all over the floor as they butchered it. The special that day was Peking Buck.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
bones are already broken, eat hearty me chaps.
Dr_Fogg about 10 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving!!! :-)
The Life I Draw Upon about 10 years ago
I suspect Wiley gone vegan. Maybe it’s a new girlfriend. An arc on eating right then mentioning roadkill on Thanksgiving day. Please don’t be like that obnoxious commentator on Grand Avenue. Everyone gets together to have a good time and there’s always a few that seem determine to ruin it. .May you and everyone have a happy Thanksgiving and a great day off.
dr_dolittle_rwc about 10 years ago
A friend of mine used to take roadkill squirrels home and reheat for his snakes! Reduse, Reuse, Recycle!!
I love the parking meters…
joegee about 10 years ago
Anything inthe rodent family (squirells, rabbits, etc) is flat rat. They make great taco shells or wraps.
SunflowerGirl100 about 10 years ago
Bilan, are you referring to “The Roadkill Café” in Seligman, Arizona?
dabugger about 10 years ago
Salty flavor; it lasts…..
jdkingbear about 10 years ago
Presentation is the key to any dish.
jahoody about 10 years ago
Turkey leftovers are the only reason to cook it…..sandwiches, salad, soup and almost anything else…….YUM!!!
Ren Rodee about 10 years ago
Be sure to mark it up 300% because it’s “All Natural”
Wiley creator about 10 years ago
I know, right? Deciding to be healthy and not eat meat in this country is seen in the same light as renouncing your citizenship.
Bargrove about 10 years ago
The National Roadkill Cookoff Competion is in Marington WV. We went to see it, but there were 10,000 people inthis tiny town. So we just drove through.
tired-one about 10 years ago
Itty bitty birdy butts. (Mutilated can’t be right.)Mutilated monkey meat (stops singing, starts trying to remember).
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Mutilated monkey nuts (“Monkey nuts” are the seed from a type of tree).Itty bitty birdy buttsSomething grosssomething really disgusting for IIRC it was two verses at four lines each, with the forgotten spoon bit as the chorus.And I forgot my spoon.Please pass the salt.