Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 20, 2016
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Danae: Hmm...ok...that confirms it. Lucy: Confirms what? Danae: Daddy said I should look at photos of the earth from space so I can see it's not flat...I've gotta admit, I'm convinced now. Lucy: Good for you to admit...um...wait......Just what are you convinced of? Danae: That NASA is the kind of photoshop. Lucy: Ah...of course. The only rational explanation.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
The septic skeptic?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
Thank you , monsieur Voltaire !
Gigantor over 8 years ago
But all the right wingers say NASA sucks at Photoshop. Why, look at all the fake pictures of astronauts in space. You never see any stars in the background! It’s all faked to justify their budget. Nobody has ever gone to the moon or even into orbit.
StCleve72 over 8 years ago
Is this what has happened to Danae?
‘’Some may believe we’re on the road to the Hitler youth.’’
—Glenn Beck, on teaching kids about climate change, Fox News’s Glenn Beck show, Feb. 5, 2009
Bilan over 8 years ago
Danae is actually right.Those images are photoshoped. The pictures were not taken far enough away to get the entire Earth, so they pieced several photos together and morphed it to look like it came from one point of view.
Toonerific over 8 years ago
Really? I thought NASA could no longer afford Photoshop.
jdkingbear over 8 years ago
I was married to a woman who would tell me: “don’t confuse me with the facts.” Lots of those folks around.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
NASA may be “the king of Photoshop”, but Danae is a royal pain in the patoot.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
I hate to admit it, but I’m finding Danae less and less funny as more and more politicians and public figures echo her opinions.It was one thing when Sarah Palin went veering off from reality, watching Russia from Alaska, but now the crazies are considered mainstream, and seeing who can out-loony the other for attention. Between Oregon cowboys (who declare war on the US but wave our flags) to flat-Earth rappers to Donald Trump, it’s a challenge to find sanity in reality these days.
Uhohcroc over 8 years ago
I have nothing to say. I just like my avatar.
Linguist over 8 years ago
dl11898 over 8 years ago
Like many youth … regardless of evidence presented, they believe what they want.
gorbag over 8 years ago
Danae should be introduced to Solipsism… perhaps followed by Existentialism…
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
I think she would say that it was they who are behind the gigantic conspiracy to keep others from “knowing the truth.”
“The truth is out there.” (Sorry I’ve been binge watching “The X-Files” lately.)
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Is Earth Actually Flat?Enjoy.
Al Nala over 8 years ago
Indeed, we see that here nearly every day.
dabugger over 8 years ago
Now Lucy is being sarcastic. What will happen when that explanation will not work? Is Danae running out of alternatives?
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
My least favorite bit of political correctness is the term “conspiracy theorist.” We ought to go back to calling them what we used to (and what they are): LUNATICS!
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
I’ve been enjoying this arc but one thing does seem a bit odd to me. Ordinarily, Danae will use phony logic, circular logic, or giant leaps in logic to benefit herself in some way or other, either to make money or get out of homework or chores. In this case there’s no hint of that.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Bruno ZeigertsI remember when Russia got the first pictures of the other side of the moon. One US magazine had a big exposé of how it was obviously faked: just one big volcano/impact crater, no other details, nothing like what we see on the moon. Once the US managed to get pictures of that side (the same as the Russians, but with a little more detail), it looked just like the Russian “fake”.
geneking7320 over 8 years ago
O.W. is the queen of photoshop.
Dr.silly over 8 years ago
Perhaps you could preface your remark with, “I don’t think…”, rather than making it sound like you speak for everyone, as if your sense of what is or isn’t funny is absolute.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Why cloud your reality with facts, details, and/or evidence?
n4hhe over 8 years ago
Danae is not looking at the pictures correctly. The Earth is round like a disc, not like a sphere!
GiantShetlandPony over 8 years ago
As for the cartoon, poor Lucy, trying to help her best friend as best she can. Ponies Rock! even in their larger forms. :D
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49(btw I always like your posts even when we agree to disagree)Might I humbly suggest “conspiracy blatherer” ?
kaffekup over 8 years ago
What about videos taped from the shuttle as it flew around the Earth? Photoshopped, too?
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Come on now.Everybody Knows that NASA is the Queen, not the King.