Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2016
Transcript:
The Graevsytes Horace: Sleep tight, Mimi. Mimi: Wait...Can you look under my bed for monsters first? Horace: *sigh* Ok, ok... Mimi: Thanks, Daddy. Horace: Embezzling hedge fund manager... Mimi: Check. Horace: Big movie studio executive... Mimi: Meh...ok. Horace: Racist presidential candidates... Mimi: All of them? Horace: No...not enough room for that. Mimi: Wait...is that all? Horace: Looks like it. Mimi: EEEEEEEEKK. Miranda: Let me guess...the evidence-hiding prosecutor got away again...right? Horace: Uh-huh. Miranda: Have you tried looking in the septic tank? Horace: Heading there now. ...So to speak.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
He’s in there with the Sheriffs and Police Chiefs.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Remember everyone. THIS IS ONLY CARTOON!!
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Is the missing monster Mike Nifong?
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Oh, my, I’m not sure what to say about this one..It’s just wonderful….But I agree….Not enough room for that crap…Besides it’s everywhere this season or…….dragonmaster, yeah, I’ve been waiting for these guys, too…I love them….Has the flowing hair behind the hovering mom always been like that?….
Varnes almost 9 years ago
For reasons that will become known soon, I want people to know that Kalamazoo is one of the most beautiful little towns you could possibly run into this side of heaven The people who were killed died in heaven.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Can’t really sleep unless you know the whole menagerie is safe and sound under your bed.
dadoctah almost 9 years ago
If your headcount is down by one, you might consider adding a rap-album-buying drug company CEO.
freewaydog almost 9 years ago
Yay, Gravestyles! :D
StewS2 almost 9 years ago
Yeah, I was just starting to sleep normally again! Oh well…
johndifool almost 9 years ago
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
dabugger almost 9 years ago
What a relief, not one ‘normal’ or ‘average’ people. So we can rest our anxieties a little.
GiantShetlandPony almost 9 years ago
Gonna need a bigger bed.
Burgundy2 almost 9 years ago
I love love love seeing “The Gravesytes”!
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
WAIT! What happened to the “affluenza” defense lawyer?
Bittermelon of Truth almost 9 years ago
They left out the pervert music executive. And entitled rap star.
William Powers almost 9 years ago
It is a serious allegation to suggest Hillary is a racist. Of course, she is, but is can be hazardous to your health to call her out.
Squoop almost 9 years ago
LOL the GraevSytes crack me up! I think the witch is a take-off on Morticia Addams.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Back when I used to deliver furniture, I would warn the obnoxious kids not to bug me, or I would put an EXTRA can of Mattress Monsters™ under their beds
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
Some little girls collect Barbies, some collect Comic books, ….It’s good to have a hobby.
Dr_Zinj almost 9 years ago
Washington? One of our monsters is missing!