Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2017

Tweet 3 Hail Mary’s

#praisebe!

Both controlled by NSA

Even if you turn the keyclick off?

But definitely no LOLs!

Students try to do that below the tables, during videos….But the light from the phone lights up their faces and busts ’em…..

If you need Facebook and Twit you probably shouldn’t be a monk

No, but phone sex is right out!

Trump won’t be allowed!!

I’m pretty sure that links have been disabled, but this made me think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but with the monks using tablets instead of planks. Search Youtube for Monty Python and the Holy Grail monk chant if you don’t know the reference.

I support most of the 10 Suggestions…..

I’ll stick with the the last six, anyway.

Hey!!!! I just got an idea for a new social dis..er uh, network….Prayerbook !! I’ll be dirt poor.

I can hear the jingle now…♫♫♪ You don’t have to be holy

@Prayerbook.com

#Oh,Brother!

Shades of Marty Feldman.

that would be Brother Dominichttps://youtu.be/5mPLIoKRh3s

Young Lorenzo, devastated at a failed love affair, decides to renounce worldly affairs and become a monk. He joins an ascetic order where he’s required to adhere to a strict vow of silence. He’s allowed to speak only 2 words per year.

At the end of his 1st year, he’s ushered into the presence of the abbot, where he says “food cold”.

At the end of his 2nd year, he says “bed hard”.

After his 3rd year, he says “too dark”.

Shortly thereafter, the prior tells the abbot that Brother Lorenzo has decided to leave the monastic life. The abbot sighs and says “I can’t say I’m surprised. He’s done nothing but complain ever since he got here.”

“Do you have a land line?” “No, but I have a cell phone.”

All that clicking is hardly silent.

I don’t have twitter or facebook or even a smart phone – how do I exist? – Very peaceably, thank you.

Oh good!!! I know the perfect place for The Big Orange Fascist!!

DFLAK, I post, therefor I am?