Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 11, 2017

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 7 years ago

    They were in the ark for a year and 10 days. It was only raining for the first 40 days. That would have still left them 335 days for tennis.

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    strictures  over 7 years ago

    Based on the size of the people, that looks more like a huge ping-pong table.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Personally, I love the rain. If it never rained we would be toast. Even if it rained everyday, it would still be better than no rain at all….And since there is only so much water on Earth, there can only be so much rain….https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-mozilla-001&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&p=eric+clapton%2C+Rain#id=2&vid=3fc4eebd2fcee2f012d183ecace4e0b1&action=click

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    I think I’m going to like this story arc…even if it’s just this one….

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    darth_geekboy  over 7 years ago

    a 600-year old bronze age man and his family were able to build an aircraft carrier sized sturdy boat to house 100,000 species of paired animals (apparently included dinosaurs as well) with supplies that will last them a year. ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDIN’ ME? wait, what? noah had help from god’s magic? then why didn’t god just wave his magic hand and kill all those people….the innocent and all the children included? religion is wack, yo!

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    Noah wanted to play on natural grass.

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    beachfatman  over 7 years ago

    If you would study history, this is man’s way of explaining when the earth was almost completely covered in water after the ice age. Only about 28% of earth is land mass even now.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    But they could ONLY play doubles matches…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Oh sure, like there was time to play tennis in a torrential downpour! (Sure Wiley, I KNOW it’s A cartoon, but I will speak my mind about it anyway!)

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    DanFlak  over 7 years ago

    One theory about the great flood is that it did happen when sea levels rose and the Mediterranean spilled over into the Black Sea (then a freshwater lake). It undoubtedly got the local residents’ attention. That happened about 8,000 years ago – and people are still talking about it.

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    the too late song  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of the court in a LV timeshare that no one uses=HOT!

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    Prey  over 7 years ago

    Hasn´t rained here since May and probably won´t until the end of September, I have taken to watching Welsh TV.

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    pumaman  over 7 years ago

    If you had some more gopher wood you could extend the roof.

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    Longplay Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Should of put in a pool.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    God must have used some terrific salesmanship on Noah. The ultimate no-sails, pitch.

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    magicwalnut  over 7 years ago

    Logic is not biblical.

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    yimhere  over 7 years ago

    ….time to muck the stalls…….

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And the swimming pool is on the aft deck. And a PETCO conveniently located inside.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Thus was created the first puppy mill.

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    whiteaj  over 7 years ago

    The original “Survivor.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Too sopping wet for tennis? Right inside that convenient opening is the nearest Starbucks.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    So it will be love-love for a while. God wants us to love all.

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    paranormal  over 7 years ago

    And no throwing a ball to play fetch…

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    1953Baby  over 7 years ago

    Perfect weather for the two mosquitos to breed. . .and breed. . .and breed. . .

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    TomBarrett  over 7 years ago

    Perhaps DNA was stored. And reused.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 7 years ago

    Read Mark Twain’s “Letters From the Earth” for some discussion on this.

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Uh, anyone notice they didn’t have rubber or tennis balls back then??

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