Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 12, 2017

Healthful eating please.

Time for lots of slow food?

Considering what I have seen people calling “healthy eating,” this comic actually makes sense.

Wow, I don’t know which one is worse. I’ll take a cheeseburger in Paradise, please.

Don’t forget that beer, chips and chocolate are vegetarian.

I’d choose “Healthy Eating for Eternity”, unless it involves Lima beans….

And I’m pretty sure there are Lima beans in Hell…So, I’m going to have to go with the Cold Comfort…

Can I pass on the celery?

You can’t name a vegetable I won’t eat. They all taste pretty good. Meats on the other hand? There’s several I won’t go near. Chilled monkey brains is right near the top.

Door #3 (and don’t look back).

I used to use that same trick when babysitting toddlers.

He gets a lot of marketing geniuses.

Eat healthy, die healthy.

Broccoli for eternity! Sign me up for anything else.

I knew Michelle was kin to him!!!

Isn’t this a poem by Robert Frost?

When you eat healthy, it feels like you are the in the middle of eternity

I asked my daughter if there was any use for kohlrabi leaves. “Sure,” she said. cook them the same way you do kale." Huh?

Nothing wrong with healthy eating for eternity. Being stuck with some of the more pompous promoters of vegetarianism and veganism for eternity, on the other hand…

To heck with it, gimme a cheeseburger.

Anything that ends with “for eternity” scares the living daylights out of me.

For all we know, the life we are probably living is Hell and that we must prove to whoever is in charge that we are worthy of getting into heaven when our term here is up.

Of the three options, eating healthy isn’t so bad. Taste doesn’t have to be sacrificed for health.

I can’t believe people would be in a quandary about which door to take …

Wiley, do you like Lima Beans?