Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 27, 2017

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    thirdguy  about 7 years ago

    I always KNEW there was a conspiracy!

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    somebodyshort  about 7 years ago

    And that’s how the White House got white

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    Masterskrain  about 7 years ago

    Oh, AIN’T it the truth!

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    Dtroutma  about 7 years ago

    Birdie, birdie, in the sky!

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    WoodEye  about 7 years ago

    Sooooo true… I drive a black car, something makes it a prime target.

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    Bilan  about 7 years ago

    If that were me, an SUV would’ve parked to the left.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    Birds trained to let go on command? Quiet sophisticated Pavlovian training.

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    dl11898  about 7 years ago

    Is it possible those bread crumbs have wheat bran mixed in?

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    I thought it was snow at first. (I used to live up north.)
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    DanFlak  about 7 years ago

    Seagulls are nature’s garbage cans on wings. Just think of what the beach would smell like without them though.

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    Inthemiddle  about 7 years ago

    That is why there were no other cars in that car park. This guy is new to the place

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago

    My mother keeps bread in the trunk of her car and feeds the gulls in parking lots. She has been informed to STOP! LOL!

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    Alabama Al  about 7 years ago

    Gulls = Flying Rats.

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    Diat60  about 7 years ago

    I’d question the quality of food bought from a store in an empty parking lot.

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    xSigoff Premium Member about 7 years ago

    there is nothing in the bags that are indicative of a grocery store. He could just as well been in Lowes.

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    barquester  about 7 years ago

    No blue hair, much better.

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    JudyAz  about 7 years ago

    We don’t have seagulls as we’re not near the sea. We do however have bay-gulls.

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    tripwire45  about 7 years ago

    Relax. It happens to everyone. Nothing personal.

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    BagHolder5150  about 7 years ago

    We have gulls here in North Idaho – 300 miles east of Seattle.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Where I work, next to the Salish Sea, the gulls sometimes pick out one car for target practice. Not a pretty sight

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    Germanshepherds4ever  about 7 years ago

    LMAO!!!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 7 years ago

    When it’s the only available target, then it’s fair game!

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    Lablubber   about 7 years ago

    Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird? It’s a plane? Ewww. it’s a bird.

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    patlaborvi  about 7 years ago

    Fire at Will. How do you know his name is Will?

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    Dtroutma  about 7 years ago

    “Sea” gull isn’t accurate, as there are many gulls, ringbilled, California, etc., and they go far inland, like the statue to the savior gulls in Salt Lake City attest.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Definition of a seagull: A pair of wings with a raucous noise at one end, and NO respect for anyone at the other!

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    CandiJohnson  about 7 years ago

    I suspect he being the only one parked in that parking lot, nobody makes a second visit. Fool me once….

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 7 years ago

    Maybe if he’d parked closer to the supermarket??

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    GaryCooper  about 7 years ago

    There is a reasonable (to birds) explanation for this phenomenon. Birds like to perch on something elevated, because that gives them a better view. In an open area, the most elevated object is often a car or a statue. Once the bird has found a comfy perch with a good view, the next order of business is to relieve itself. Since birds need to shed excess weight so they stay light enough to fly, they don’t “hold it,” but just let go wherever they happen to be.

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