Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 02, 2017

Real wives of the NFL must be on….

His name’s Gerry?

He is facing the door to the basement, to be immediately zoned for man cave conversion only.

I can almost hear the Googling for “gerrymandering”.

And that’s how it finely got to the Supreme Court.

North Carolina is famous for its gerrymandering. We have one congressional district that is two blocks wide and 180 miles long. My bedroom is in a different congressional district than my living room. So I exaggerate, but there is a district boundary that runs through a college campus.

NFL; Meh.

Is this the separate but unequal doctrine

Well, now he’ll be meandering all over the other district looking for Gerry.

We have 2714 sf, I have the smallest of four closets, 1/3 of the bed, 10% of the dressing room, about 20% of the office and most of the garage. I pay for utilities and improvements ($13K this month), she pays the mortgage.

This is why, when we started dating, I taught my wife about football and how the game is played. She now enjoys it as much as I do, so we can watch it together.

Does anyone know how to remove a “like” that was entered in error?

You just got a 15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Time for a coup.

If only gerrymandering had such a benign effect.

The most important gerrymandering case in decades, Gill v. Whitford, is being presented in oral arguments to the US Supreme Court tomorrow, the lead-off case for the 2017-2018 term.

That’s ok, Dear, I’ll just go down to the local sports bar. They have several giant TVs and beer too! See ya later….

GOOD FOR HER! HATE football!

And it all started in good old Massachusetts!