Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2017

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    willispate  almost 7 years ago

    the sign at the window is a dead giveaway.

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    Dtroutma  almost 7 years ago

    That’s my bar!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 7 years ago

    No sense in calling anyone. Their “businesses” are not publicly owned.

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    It’s all about the chocolate.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Cadbury reindeer eggs?

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    somebodyshort  almost 7 years ago

    Just have a couple more drinks and it will all be clear

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    Hey Easter Bunny, watch out for that clause written around the edge of the paper.

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    If your broker’s Jewish, I’m not sure there’s anything you can tell him….

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    A bar is a good place to be after yesterday’s comment section. More “bah-bon”, please!

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    Mark Wieder Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    What part about the bunny bugs him?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Tell him to buy futures in coal and eggs.

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    Well, considering the actual time that Christmas SHOULD be celebrated IS in the Spring, it just makes sense…

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    ladykat  almost 7 years ago

    What to call the new holiday created by this so-called merger? Christer? Easmas?

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    goldnik Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Let’s bring in Paddy and get some ales on the bar…

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    HidariMak1  almost 7 years ago

    With so many people claiming that “clean coal” will magically fight climate change somehow, perhaps Santa wants to just throw uncooked eggs down the chimneys of the naughty people? The Easter Bunny needs a cut from what his supplier provides, after all.

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    Lablubber   almost 7 years ago

    I thought that corporation already existed. Isn’t it called Hallmark?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Santa now leaves batteries instead of coal.

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    Ahuehuete  almost 7 years ago

    FWIW, they’re already under the same umbrella. The only difference between them is that the merchant industrial complex hasn’t figured out how to get people to buy more than chocolates during Easter.

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    Brett Bydairk  almost 7 years ago

    I once got a christmas card that had a picture of the Easter Bunny and Santa in bed together, obviously after sex, and one of them says, “Since neither of us exist, this never happened, right?”

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