With so many people claiming that “clean coal” will magically fight climate change somehow, perhaps Santa wants to just throw uncooked eggs down the chimneys of the naughty people? The Easter Bunny needs a cut from what his supplier provides, after all.
FWIW, they’re already under the same umbrella. The only difference between them is that the merchant industrial complex hasn’t figured out how to get people to buy more than chocolates during Easter.
I once got a christmas card that had a picture of the Easter Bunny and Santa in bed together, obviously after sex, and one of them says, “Since neither of us exist, this never happened, right?”
willispate almost 7 years ago
the sign at the window is a dead giveaway.
Dtroutma almost 7 years ago
That’s my bar!
Enter.Name.Here almost 7 years ago
No sense in calling anyone. Their “businesses” are not publicly owned.
Superfrog almost 7 years ago
It’s all about the chocolate.
danketaz Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Cadbury reindeer eggs?
somebodyshort almost 7 years ago
Just have a couple more drinks and it will all be clear
Bilan almost 7 years ago
Hey Easter Bunny, watch out for that clause written around the edge of the paper.
dadoctah almost 7 years ago
If your broker’s Jewish, I’m not sure there’s anything you can tell him….
Say What? Premium Member almost 7 years ago
A bar is a good place to be after yesterday’s comment section. More “bah-bon”, please!
Mark Wieder Premium Member almost 7 years ago
What part about the bunny bugs him?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Tell him to buy futures in coal and eggs.
Masterskrain almost 7 years ago
Well, considering the actual time that Christmas SHOULD be celebrated IS in the Spring, it just makes sense…
ladykat almost 7 years ago
What to call the new holiday created by this so-called merger? Christer? Easmas?
goldnik Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Let’s bring in Paddy and get some ales on the bar…
HidariMak1 almost 7 years ago
With so many people claiming that “clean coal” will magically fight climate change somehow, perhaps Santa wants to just throw uncooked eggs down the chimneys of the naughty people? The Easter Bunny needs a cut from what his supplier provides, after all.
Lablubber almost 7 years ago
I thought that corporation already existed. Isn’t it called Hallmark?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Santa now leaves batteries instead of coal.
Ahuehuete almost 7 years ago
FWIW, they’re already under the same umbrella. The only difference between them is that the merchant industrial complex hasn’t figured out how to get people to buy more than chocolates during Easter.
Brett Bydairk almost 7 years ago
I once got a christmas card that had a picture of the Easter Bunny and Santa in bed together, obviously after sex, and one of them says, “Since neither of us exist, this never happened, right?”