Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 15, 2018

Enter the Thin Man.

The Cheshire cat-man that walks through walls.

How’s he going to get out?

Something funny here?

On the plus side, he can’t get out.

Downside – his only way out of the room, except for moving the desk, is the window.

Wait, did I call that a downside?

Futile gesture. They could just block from the other side and leave him there. Company might even show a profit without his meddling.

How does he get out of his office? If there’s another door the employees can still get in. Or does he have an escape route from the windows?

The winner is the one who knows how to make a dutch door.

“Your call will be answered in the order received. . . . . .

. . . . . .

If you are calling to register a complaint, please type or say 8,561.

. . . . . .".

He has as much use for employee input as he does for that desk lamp over yonder.

It’s too Brobdingnagian…

Must be a side entrance.

Had to come here for the punch line. Doesn’t translate very well in B&W and small.

Can’t be Trump’s office, his office has no doors!

Recipe for perfect peace.

I always thought that when an executive said he had “an open door policy” he was bragging that his office actually had a door

Not demands negotiating points there’s a difference

Hey, his door’s open, he just didn’t say how far!

n the 2001 adult cartoon series “The Oblongs” Mr Oblong (quadriplegic) who works at Globocide Corp finds out the suggestion box leads straight to the plant incinerator. The rich boss laughs and sneers when Oblong finds out.

Open door, closed mind. Been there, done that. Have a complete wardrobe of ex-company T-shirts to prove it.