Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 25, 2019

Should have listened to that one 49 years ago.

Isn’t that basically the same advice as before TED talks?

Just say Yes Dear to anything she says.

Did Wiley start the trend with the “man bun”

Sounds like something Red Green would come up with…

The attendance speaks for itself. Everyone else refused to ask for directions how to get there.

Remember, behind every great man is a woman telling him EXACTLY how he’s screwing up…

TED Talks or How to lose money just by sitting there because it’s all about me.

Could be true. I’ll have to check with my magic 8 ball.

Which wife?

When I got married, my dad advised, “Just go along with whatever she wants.” 37 years later – happy wife, happy life.

Old joke: if a man speaks in the forest, and there’s no woman around, is he still wrong?

Reminds me of one of my old neighbors, married for ten glorious years, out of forty.

Old Irish saying we appropriated from the Hebrews: If you want to make God laugh, make plans.

As the old military aphorism goes “No plan survives contact with the enemy”

The problem with marriage is that he thinks she’ll never change and she thinks he will.

Check out “Pearls Before Swine” today – these guys work in the same dungeon.

nuh uh

Dream killers.

Of course being a geek Authority, he has to have the prerequisite man ponytail semi hippie like semi Artisan like semi stupid like.

Looks like Wiley has been whipped.

Wow – some real zingers here today!

As was once asked in an old movie: “Pardon me sir, I’m with the Census. First question, Are you married, or happy?”

Sounds like good advice.

I’m not that old.

gotta love the ponytail!!!

Mhm. My wife is the successful person in our family…

In How to Murder Your Wife Sidney Blackmer tells Jack Lemmon something like: I’ve been married to the same woman for 50 years and I don’t regret one day of it. Pause The one day I don’t regret was when my wife was out of town and my secretary and I . . . Right. You get it.