Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 11, 2020

Is this sleep position better for his back?

Wiley does a suspended animation.

If he can make her “levitate,” I don’t think she’ll complain.

That’s just his way of getting out of changing-the-sheets duty.

He thinks a zero Sleep Number bed is just too firm.

So if you’re levitating, is it actually comfortable? Or is it more like being held up by an invisible demon with his hand in your gut?

A good night’s sleep is just an illusion.

Think of it like this, Ms. Fooldini. When your hubby does this, you hve more space in the bed to stretch out and be comfortable.;-D

Keeping his mind off of ever having married the witch.

I don’t know, lady, sleeping with your husband and having the bed to yourself, all at the same time, seems like a good idea to me.

A true showman never lets an opportunity to perform pass him by. However, sometimes the performance in the bedroom can be an issue.

What a great stage name.

At least the rabbit seems amused…

At least he’s not trying to saw her in half.

BUNNY!

More show biz hoopla.

For his next trick, he’s going to make her disappear.

Watch me pull a Habit out of a Rat ;)

I thought the planking fad had passed.

There’s magic in the air tonight!

Perhaps she would rather that he elevate certain selected bits.

I would, if I thought you were more interested in me than that book. That was obviously delusion.

When you told me that you could perform magic in bed, this is not what I was hoping for

He’s trying to level up and she cares.

I like the rabbit sitting in the hat.

His Wife stopped being impressed by that trick about 500 performances ago.