Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 13, 2020

Gah will my local paper ever bring Non Sequitur back?

The saber toothed tiger appreciates the fire warming him up, at least until it melts the ice and he joins them below.

New pet for everyone to cheer for! Welcome to the table Saber Toothed Tiger! Normally the Bears have first pick. But for you! You can feast away! (Grin!)

Hobbs? Is that you?

Don’t “panic”, it will “disappear”.

This whole series has been a really good one – uplifting and positive. Keep up the good work.

Uh Oh!

Fire under an ice overhang? Really?

Is that Diego up there?

Diego? Does anyone see Sid or Scrat?

Be it ever so humble, there is no place like home. Really

Let’s see, the angle of trajectory when that ice shelf collapses… ?

[SIGH]

We’ve all been saying that about 2020 for about 6 months now.

Too late. I already canceled my “Trum-pet” newspaper.

Love love love this column.

Well that cat sure is a cliffhanger

“Tooth or Consequences” (smack forehead, grimace, D’Oh!) :-)

Homer is definitely not the brightest star in the heavens.

Throw the tiger a kid – he’ll go away.

Proof that language and intelligence do not always go hand in hand.

I hope Wiley writes the screenplay for the next “Ice Age” sequel……

This is really tooth-hanging: can’t wait to see the outcome – doesn’t look too positive – however, Mr Miller has got us out of a number of ghastly situations before…

Unless he’s got some great acrobatic skills, I don’t believe Kitty’s gonna get a good foothold on that rock ledge; and even if he does, he’s probably gonna get his ass burnt.

Wiley kids are back; just gorgeous. Now all we need are some Wiley Ice Age bears – ‘short faced’ I think they were called.

What does Roast Sabretooth taste like?

Actually, the worst is just above you now.

I want a baby mammoth.

I first signed up when Non Sequitur was dropped by my local paper. They have replaced it with incredibly stupid comics. I sure miss having it in our paper, but have framed the “offending” strip. :)