Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 06, 2017

Believe me, you won’t want it back!

Keep it. It looks better on you.

Ew!!!

This reminds me of a line from the old Fraiser Show where Niels is explaining to his brother something he was doing with his wife: “Although can you still call it an eye patch if you wear it …” whereupon Friaser cuts him off.

EWWWW…!

Hope the captain isn’t allergic to nuts.

He’s trying to raise your eyebrows.

Eye eye mon capitan.

Hope he doesn’t get “pink eye” :-))

if an eyepatch does the job you don’t need to cover-up

All right, that’s the laugh out loud comic for me today.

Now I need TWO eyepatches!

Never mind the eye patch, where’s the brain bleach?

He doesn’t have much to hide with that eye patch.

OMG, that is sooo funny!!

GA-A-ACK! Somebody get me a hot poker quick! My eyes, they’re burning!

I love Mondays on GoComics. Most updates on Monday. Today, 396 updated, total comics 547. That’s 72.4%. My least favorite day is Sunday. Fewest updates. I don’t understand why the total of updates changes each day. Anybody know? — Donald

YUCK!!!!!!!!!! XQ