Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 13, 2019

Aha! I knew it!

Unlike the others, all of this shopping cart’s wheels were crooked.

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So that explains it!

MAGNACARTIC – (mag nuh’ kar tik): adj. The curious magnetic effect occurring within the confines of a shopping centre where seemingly without human involvement, a shopping cart will collide with a parked, unattended motor vehicle resulting in visible damage to the vehicle.

I knew those carts didn’t hit my car by accident!!!!

Rollin rollin rollin……

The truth is just as ridiculous, only not as funny: we live in a country full of people too lazy to push an empty cart 20 feet to a corral.

I knew it!

I have a 1992 Doge Dakota. I use it mostly on the weekends to pick up stuff at the hardware store. I need to put a gun rack on it and get a John Deere baseball cap to wear backwards so I can blend in with the local population. I do take it to the market on these trips. I tell my wife to be careful with the cart so as not to scratch the paint job.

Ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

Took a few seconds. I only had a sip of my scalding first coffee of the day.

I don’t get it.

Hey…no carts allowed beyond that line.

I Knew It!!

Don’t forgot to share with the rest of the herd.

If everybody returned their carts as they should, hundreds of thousands of cart boys would be out of work. Therefore…support the work force…. NEVER return a cart again. :)

This one cracked me up!

HEY!

My mother-in-law was on the take from them, too.