Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    “No, I’m not impotent! I said, IMPETIGO!”

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t wan to hear either one!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Uh oh. Run before he says which part the fungus has affected!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, and back at you! That’s two of my pet-peeves in one comic.

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    KenseidenXL  almost 5 years ago

    If you drive in a buttoned-up car with the stereo so goddamned loud that I can hear it 100 yds away, you deserve to go deaf, you damned loser.

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    silverking1953  almost 5 years ago

    Fungus amongus!

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 5 years ago

    Why do the people with the worst taste in music play it the loudest?

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    Hilariously accurate. lol!

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    People who use speaker phone in public. People who think they have to talk very loud, if not yell, into their cellphones. People who have private conversations out loud in public, with or without a cellphone. Gripe gripe gripe…

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Um, waitress! You’re going to want to burn that table and chair, or at least give them a bath in bleach…

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    If you do what is depicted in the first panel, you will wind up with the condition in the second panel.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Remember phone booths?

    sigh…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry…Lyft declines to give you a lift.

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    Mary Ellen  almost 5 years ago

    And so many people feel that the best possible place to have an extremely loud, extremely personal phone conversation is… in the Reference area of the library where I work. All day, every day.

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    EXACTLY!

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    b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f  almost 5 years ago

    It’s really not music just noise.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Can you hear me now? The fungus is next to where the sun don’t shine exit. It woke me up in the middle of the night with pain just like my first gout attack. What? What? The people are abandoning, is something going on?

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why do people talk so loud when on their cell phones?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Wait….had breakfast with a friend I haven’t seen for a while….she no sooner sat down and her cell went off 5-6 times and I said shut it off….she talked to each call….annoying….rude

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    would rather listen to the music than what is being said in someones conversation, especially this one!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Tell me about it! On second thought, GIVE ME PEACE!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I have to confess that on the first beautiful Spring day I take a ride with the windows down, blasting Vivaldi’s ‘Spring’. But not enough to burst anyone’s eardrums.’

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Obviously rap music

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    This is why I don’t live in an apartment.

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