Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 21, 2020

Seasoned to taste.

Wait for the mozzarella!

He’s going to be in a soup soon.

Very good Mr Parisi, I like this one.

I would have gone with basil myself, but then, I’m not a cat.

It’s lunchtime, but you aren’t the one eating this time!

Oregano is parsley – SPEW!

Parsley is a species of flowering plant in the family Apiaceae. Oregano is a flowering plant in the Lamiaceae, aka mint, family.

Don’t forget the saffron and garlic!

The “paw” is planning his lunch….

This is no thyme to panic.

Wait until the owner finds out the cat dumped his private stache.

I think he would now say, “Questo non è il mio cibo! C’è stato qualche tipo di errore!”

Just smoke it instead

“Mamma mia, dat’s-a some speecy spicy goldfish…”

My mind went immediately to the movie “A few Good Men”. Tom’s character is hitting baseballs when Kevin’s tries to talk to him about one of his clients. Tom says the navy has no case since it was oregano & NOT pot like the idiot thought he’d purchased. Kevin said that because said idiot had INTENDED to buy pot a crime had been committed.

shame the paw isn’t all orange, could claim a Heathcliff cross over

Hahahahahaha….now that was funny! Thank you!