Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2020

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    RAGs  almost 4 years ago

    “Trees it, the cops.”

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    All he wanted to do was keep her until her needles dropped.

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve never heard a police siren go “EEEEE”.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    He wasn’t kidnapped, he was coniferscated.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Miscreant. They’ll throw the axe at him.

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Tis the treeson.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I love the little police caps on top of the trees. Lol. Thanks Mark!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    They’ll stick him in Fir – er- I mean Stir

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    And he’d have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for that pesky dog..

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    ROFLMAO! Great toon!

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    Znox11  almost 4 years ago

    “But only men and bears are allowed inside the car”

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    he would not fit in the trunk

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    Busted!

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    TIMBER ALERT!

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    n4hhe  almost 4 years ago

    Tree on roof needs to be pointed the other way else wind will damage blowing the branches down.Clearly police pulled the car over for torturing the tree on the roof.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Go through it with a pine-toothed comb.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    Rats! Now Randy won’t get HIS turn riding on top of the car.

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    dwagner200  almost 4 years ago

    Somebody called it in after seeing a Lumber Alert.

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    What a mind Mark Parisi has! Imagine if he’d put it to work on a Covid cure! We wouldn’t have one but we’d feel better about it I bet!

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    jrbaskind Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    As Johnny Carson used to say, “You buy the premise, you buy the bit.”

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    Prawnclaw  almost 4 years ago

    it was meant to be… treeeee

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Save the trees! I use an artificial one every year and am quite happy with it!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Genius, Mark Parisi @MarkParisi

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 4 years ago

    It cracked me up this last weekend to see a couple on the freeway with a tree tied to the roof of their car TRUNK first! I can imagine the conversation when they got home with nothing but a few branches!

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    jdthird  almost 4 years ago

    Not often I actually laugh out loud – well done!

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The police trees should be LIBERATING their brother tree and ARRESTING the person who attacked and removed it from its forest home.

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    chief tommy  almost 4 years ago

    Good twist Mark

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