Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2020

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    How about a gift card for a visit to the sauna in return?

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    wiatr  almost 4 years ago

    That’ll just melt those excess pounds off.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Put it with the electric blanket from last year.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Well, what’d ya snow..

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    Somebody thinks you’re fat.

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    davanden  almost 4 years ago

    He’s trying to kill you.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 4 years ago

    Does hot yoga mean there’s a hot yoga instructor?

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    donwalter  almost 4 years ago

    …you KNOW you’re on the outs, when…

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    Znox11  almost 4 years ago

    It’s the thought that counts?

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    What is HOT YOGA?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Which is worse, this or the Peloton last year?

    (It might be fun to watch a snowperson trying to pedal.)

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Well, she got him a gift car for a tanning salon.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is this what they call passive/aggressive??? :)

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    WoodTrail  almost 4 years ago

    I watch… while eating chips… wearing a Spiderman costume…

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    TLH1310 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Don’t fall for it, it’s a quick weight loss scheme.

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