Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2021

Next panel: The lawyer delivers the cease and desist suit from Sally Forth.

I suspect there is something other than coffee in that cup.

Works as an air purifier too.

It’s all a matter of fine tuning your window.

Where was this coffee during the last four years?

I wonder if the coffee companies sponsor cartoonists. I bearly see em promote tea in em comics.

Wow! Better than beer glasses.

Coffee: a truck battery and jumper cables for your body.

Just remember, before drinking that first, extra-strong cup to yell, “CLEAR!”

Caffeine is the gateway drug!

ah… I wondered why people drink coffee

Where’s the rose colored glasses?

I am completely the opposite. I would rather have story days with my coffee.

“I love the smell of coffee in the morning. It smells like consciousness .”

(With apologies to “Apocalypse Now”)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX8jRDHLM6U

There was a guy I worked with from Great Britain who said at lunch one day, “I never will understand you Americans. You brew your tea hot, then put ice in it to make it cold. Then you put sugar in to make it sweet and lemon in it to make it sour.”

I need me some of that.