Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 20, 2021

Where’s the gorilla saying, “Pull my finger”?

Bear dads are of the serious sort. They bearly jokes.

Who’s the first to start singing the baby shark song?

My Dad’s favorites, when anyone asked him “What times does your watch say”, he would chortle and say “Doesn’t say anything, I have to look at it.” And "The teachers only taught me 25 letters in school. I don’t know “y”. Happy Dad’s Day to all you stale joke tellers

The lion cubs look unimpressed!!

These tempertures make me FURsty I can TAIL ya

The two lion clubs are all of us as kids

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

Dad jokes get better with age, like cheeze.

Dad whale toots…Hey, I didn’t do that on porpoise.

My two sons think I told the corniest jokes ever, but they like me anyway.

Centipede: " All right kids, put your best foot forward!"

Miss my dad. He had dad jokes before they were called dad jokes. When we would beg, “Let me see!” he would say, “No sea here, it’s all dry land.” Another one: “Say t-o-o.” (He would spell it.) Then, “Say t-w-o.” Then, “Now tell me Samuel Clemens’ pen name.” “Now say it all together.” We would say, of course, “To two Twain.” “Comeback tomorrow and I will teach you to say locomotive.”

Good ones today! Very clever.

Don’t quit your day job . . .

The third one is my personal favorite.

Love the kiddos’ eyeballs!

so true