Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 06, 2021

Not the best host.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Rat trap cheddar

“Don’t go for the cheese. It’s a trap!”

Beware the mousetrap.

He just couldn’t keep his trap shut.

The rat with the bottle looks like he’s up to the challenge.

Ha! No takers I see….yet

But you can get your buns over here now.

Just take one slice at a time…it’s like cheese roulette

This is fiction. Cheese doesn’t attract mice, peanut butter does.

The cat’s out, it’s a mouse party here and the music is from “Snap!”

“You dirty rat!” [made famous by James Cagney, except he never said it on film."]

Step right up and win yourself a prize!

@MarkParisi – You are one of a kind.

Just borrow the spatula and it will be fine.

I just discovered our Red Robin closed in the pandemic, but I still won’t eat a burger that is burned or cooked by a rodent. Yeah, I am picky.

I’m torn between wondering what the burgers are made of, and probably not wanting to know…

It’s totally not worth it.

Do mice eat cow?