Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 03, 2022

Prince Charming has got job security.

Spinning wheel sales go through the roof

I have nightmares now, that is not gonna help my sleep issues!

I could use one of those.

Aha. So you plans to steals their babies when they is fast asleep, eh, you evil fiends.

No sleep? There’s an app(le) for that. It’s called iSleep.

A Snow White rewrite

3rd night on only3 hrs sleep. I could use one of those apples.

A rather Grimm way to start the day. But I’m not sure how it got from Sleeping Beauty to Rumpelstiltskin.

“…and you won’t BELIEVE how many of them are OK with a handsome prince kissing them awake…”

But the prince will make a fortune when he charges for kisses.

Should have been giving out poppies.

Witches Who Take Advantage Of Prevailing Market Trends Be Loco!

Personally, I don’t need apples to sleep. Melatonin does the trick just fine.