Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2022

This was 2/3 of a pun. P.U. ;-)

I didn’t CU it was.

Sorry, but it’s got a long half-life.

Turn out the lights and he’ll light the place up. (Which could be bad.)

Sulphur!!!!

Somebody broke bad.

Don’t flush those solids, Barium.

I would’ve guessed it was He – a solid 2.

He’s known for emitting

Happens to us all, periodically.

Don’t pay attention to him, he’s a little lightheaded.

I like all the elemental humor in the comments.

Sulfur

Mr. Hydrogen, just light a match.

That is not a noble gas.

Usually it’s S that leaves the room in that state.

“Was it you, Sodium?”

“Na”

Mark is giving us a lesson today on the elements of successful humour!

He WAs. Be KINd.

Well I guess there’s no need to crack this case open

N O Pu N C H Li N Er

Plutonium lives forever

I bet he left a nuclear pile.

Bathroom jokes are the best. LOL

Maybe it was Hydrogen hooking up with his friend Sulfide.

CH4

What DOES a mushroom cloud smell like?

Peee Yewwww! And it’s got a really long half life!

My dad’s side of the family used to call farts “Carbon Di -Backside”

Pee-Yew!

I would guess S

Ac!

It’s probably CH4.

Where’s Methane?

Well, Hydrogen, you’re the gassiest one there.

Well, that just stinks.

For a second there,I thought they were scrabble tiles.there should be a few with 2 letters on them.