Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2023

Looks like she pooped out rabbit pellets.

they must be going to the Snow Ball

Oooh, Can I do it one button at a time? Very slowly?

We seldom see a snow-woman where her buttons are in the back.

Cute, Mark!

oh knocked it cold

The three most important words in a marriage, “Zip me up.”

My mom used to have my dad help her put her earrings in. I watched him do it one day. He put on his glasses, pushed them down his nose, looked over the top of them and then went on to perform acupuncture on her ear lobe.

I stepped in with my much better eyesight. Her response was, “It’s in ALREADY?”

I just barely remember dresses with buttons in the back. I imagine they were a holdover from when wealthy women had maids to help them dress in the morning.

What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?……….snow balls

Someone needs to introduce her to spandex.

Ok. Turn around….

For a change, he could dress her with his eyes.

Do snowwomen have buttons up the back too?

This just seems wrong…

Oh, that is cute

Ever notice that every single superhero, from Wolverine to Spider-Man, suddenly develop awesome musculature right after acquiring their powers? Except Professor Xavier.