Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    An alimentary mistake.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    That mistake can be rectified.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Better signage would solve the problem!!!

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    MeanBob Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m not touching this one.

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    Arianne  over 1 year ago

    Hmm… this situation entails considerable risk; circumspection is advised.

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    Absolutely hilarious!!!

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    Arianne  over 1 year ago

    I mean, I’ve heard of coffee colonics…

    No ifs, ands, or butts… There has got to be a better way to get your fiber!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Too fast! Slow down.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    That’s going to be a crappy breakfast.

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    mfoldude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Cutting out the middleman

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Wrong end!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    lmao

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    aflhc1984  over 1 year ago

    ‘wrong hole’ took on a ‘whole’ new meaning.

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    Webby_dog  over 1 year ago

    Evidently she had the wrong tail end sticking out.

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    jarbain  over 1 year ago

    Not breakfast in bed, but breakfast in somewhere …

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    sperry532  over 1 year ago

    Dang! This one actually made me laugh out loud.

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    ewaldoh  over 1 year ago

    Mark’s not normally this far Off the mark. Two butchered turtles.

    He’s got two legs morphed together. She’s getting b’fast in her left, rear leg.

    the rest of you you are just too susceptible to a suggestion.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    If you can’t see @sses, you need glasses.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Are those hotcakes?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Did he order the Pu Pu Platter?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Holey H-E Double Hockey Stick!

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    Yesterday my office recruited me to help the network team do some rewiring. (Saturday to not impact the regular work). I was pushing a cable through an opening when the other guy said “wrong opening”. “The Office” fans know my response.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Very funny!

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    bobbyferrel  over 1 year ago

    When I serve you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” would be nice. Not, “Who in thunder are you and how did you get in my house.”

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    Ron Bauerle  over 1 year ago

    I guess “putting it where the sun don’t shine” doesn’t apply here…

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