Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 01, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’m not so sure you should swaddle him.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 12 months ago

    Not-iced! Not ICED!

    I’ll show myself out.

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    angelolady Premium Member 12 months ago

    Ollie. ♥

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Put some ice on it. Oh, wait…

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    stillfickled Premium Member 12 months ago

    Thank goodness for the carrot.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Believe me I nose it.

    And these are not buttons (or button holes) on my chest.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 12 months ago

    “ I’ve got your nose” was a favourite trick I played with my baby son. I wouldn’t try it now, since he well past 40.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Somebody needs a new nose!

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    Darryl Heine  12 months ago

    Put a top hat on him so he can say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” like Frosty.

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    DaBull57  12 months ago

    What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?…….. snowballs

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    amaneaux  12 months ago

    His ice cubes are coming in!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member 12 months ago

    I can’t speak for anyone else, but It wasn’t my nose that took a beating.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    He doesn’t know what tooth think.

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    cactusbob333  12 months ago

    He should be a nippler, not a nibbler.

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    jarjimmy  12 months ago

    Is Ollie short for Oliver North?

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    SFpagan  12 months ago

    He should just pinch his chest and nip up to the task :p

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    One way to get his veggies in….

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    Chris Sherlock  12 months ago

    I have a feeling Ollie’s going to grow up to like carrots. Maybe that’s just me.

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