Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 28, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s so drunk he’ll fall on his kEaster.

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago

    Does he ever fill up before he passes out?

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  8 months ago

    Pretty hollow story if you ask me.

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    Let us be egging them along.

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    rekam Premium Member 8 months ago

    They’d better sober up before early Sunday morning so they can hide all those Easter eggs.

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    saylorgirl  8 months ago

    They don’t make solid chocolate bunnies anymore. They use to back in the 60’s because I use to get one every Esster from my grandma. I guess, since chocolate is so expensive now, they stopped making them. They don’t even taste like chocolate anymore.

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s a very popular guy. Ask him about all the peeps in his posse.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Oooh. Three Georges today.

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    backyardcowboy  8 months ago

    Shouldn’t their ears and tails be chewed off already?

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    nancyb creator 8 months ago

    Which bunny produced the chocolate eggs?

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    So I see……..he seems quericky…

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    You’ve heard of Flopsy and Mopsy? This is Tipsy.

    His hollow has been filled with alcohol.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    “The light’s on, but nobody’s home.”

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    So they’re just a couple of posers.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He drinks a lot, he’s got a hollow leg.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’m the hollow bunny.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    It took a lot out of him.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 8 months ago

    BUNNY!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!! :)

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