Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 31, 2024

You’ve consumed too many sweets

Give it a whack.

Don’t beat yourself up about it.

with those colors, ain’t that a hate crime now?

Whack the fat out!!

No guts.

You can’t beat it!

Not so much a “program” as a tradition.

Cue Michael Jackson: ♪ "Just beat it (beat it, beat it, beat it)

Beat it (beat it, beat it)

Beat it (beat it, beat it)

Beat it (beat it, beat it)

Beat it (beat it, beat it)

Beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)" ♪

In a weight loss program, losing weight is making progress – it’s a figurative gain. So with this weight loss program, it’s “No pain – No gain” However, “figuratively” (figure-wise) you literally end up with severe damage to your figure.

Can’t be good to encourage children to hit animals, surely?

That diet program will fail unless there’s a carrot to go along with that stick.

I’m afraid he’s about to put the d*i*e in diet.

STICK with it!

Isn’t that Gummby’s friend Pokey?

That donkey’s got an assload of candy.

Getting rid of sweet treats

shouldnt have had all that candy

Then you shouldn’t have eaten all that candy.

Tell where you hid the candy or we’ll beat it out of you.

It’s a great idea. You couldn’t beat it with a stick

He’ll lose weight if he sticks to it.

OOPS! Too late!