Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2024

Not very realistic, the dog would not live if he ate that much fruit.

When I was a kid, my uncle would occasionally take me to his favorite Chinese cafeteria. The owners kept a beagle that would eat all the leftover food from the customers. I felt sorry for it because it was struggling just moving around, and was very overweight!!

Just a few grapes are poisonous for dogs.

Me never knews doggies was eats fruits.

Congratulations lady, you have a new cornucopia now. I suppose you will have an affluence of something else than fruit though. Bring larger bags for the next walk…

Looking for a good home…

maybe the display was wax fruit

That dog is going to have very bad indigestion.

I can’t help but notice where Parisi’s signature is in relation to the dog.

Any beagle seeing a full cornucopia would feel like us winning a million dollars!

He has a bloated sense of self.

Hope it wan’t plastic… big vet bill coming up!

our dogs ate a whole large plate of cherry cheesecake my wife had baked, an’ they lived to tell the tale!… (actually, since they couldn’t speak or type, it’s up to me to tell the tale… lol!)