Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 24, 2025

  1. The monkey
    ʲᔆ  about 9 hours ago

    the people look like ants from here

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 9 hours ago

    Hey, bagels can’t be choosers.

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    C  about 9 hours ago

    Protein bagel

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    Imagine  about 8 hours ago

    No thanks. I hate it when they get stuck between my teeth.

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    Sue Ellen  about 8 hours ago

    I prefer Everything But the Kitchen Sink brownies. My favorite have a fudgie brownie for the bottom layer, a blondie for the top layer and and vanilla frosting holding the two layers together with both layers filled with caramel M&Ms, chocolate chips, bits of vanilla wafer, and broken up salted pecans.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    This reminds me of my favorite bagel question: If an everything bagel has ALL the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

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    Malph  about 1 hour ago

    I like no-carb bagels.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    “No thanks, I’m gluten-free.”

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    Robert- 50d99b]  about 1 hour ago

    Some body watched Svengoli Saturday night.

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    Gent  about 1 hour ago

    Only Ninja Sloth can saves em now.

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    mindjob  43 minutes ago

    That baker is certainly generous with the toppings

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    dap1004  1 minute ago

    Ewwwwww. Too much for me.

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