Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 28, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    Now he’s a can’teater.

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    Gent  about 9 hours ago

    You and yours antics…

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    P51Strega  about 7 hours ago

    Did the doctor warn termite be repercussions.

    (yeah I used that recently on another strip, but it fits so well here).

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    wongo  about 6 hours ago

    But on the upside he can now give you a real tongue lashing!

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    Doug K  about 6 hours ago

    And once you remove that much (cut that much off), you can’t just put it back the way it was. It will never be (or work) the same again.

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    joegee  about 5 hours ago

    I saw a video of a surgeon repairing the result of a kid with giant gauges in her earlobes. (Would not recommend watching.) When they took the gauges out, her earlobes reached pretty much to her shoulders. At least the outcome was successful.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 4 hours ago

    It’s Michael Jackson reincarnated.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 hours ago

    Nose jobs can alter your life…..awwwww

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    cactusbob333  about 2 hours ago

    He must have bumped into a beaver.

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    Perspikacity  about 2 hours ago

    It’s serious. Please avoid tongue-in-cheek comments.

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