Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 07, 2025

a likely eggscuse

That was a dirty yolk to play on him.

Omelet that slide.

At today’s egg prices, this is definitely a murder!!!

You should look within, my child.

Я думала, что в наших отношениях есть нечто большее.

Humpty Tumpty sat near a wall, then this Russian floosie came along, and Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (well, got cracked, actually)…whoops!

Oh! That’s how Humpty got his name, you naughty egg!

so much for being a nestegg

Argyle Sweater also had nesting dolls

She found out that he’s not like them on the inside.

Don’t <you have egg on your face.

What do nesting dolls have to do with Humpty Dumpty?

Very expensive comic to make these days given the price of eggs!

You can’t make a new friend without breaking through his shell.

Argyle Sweater also featured a Russian doll today. What are the chances?

I Dread my next grocery run , I need eggs !

Some Matryoshkas don’t have enough brains to leave eggs alone…at the prices today….she needs to repent….

Several comics had Matryoshka dolls in the last few days. Why?

How come it’s always assumed that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Thou shell not kill.

The yolk was on her.

There go her dreams of building a nest within a nest within a nest

Brilliant, Mark! (As usual)

Welp, guess the family meeting didnt go out so well…

this was a really sad yoke…

She succeeded in helping Humpty come out of his shell.

She’ll fry because of that.

an honest mistake …