One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 22, 2019

Ruthie, you’ve got one of those dumb grandpas too.

What an “interesting” theory…

was following Ruthie’s “logic” until her final statement…

Now I know, EVERYTHING!

Can’t argue with that, and I’m not even gonna try.

I know Ruthie will never age but I wonder if she did, what would she grow up to be.

It won’t come out of the vacuum, but you can pick it up off the drain and put it back on.

I knew I shoulda quit eating at 55. :(

I used to have really white hair ’stash and eyebrows 1 year ago. No more, hair has all gone back to brown. Took about 6 months at least thats what wife says. Barber noticed also, wondered what I did. Now if only I can figure it out, maybe I could sell it as a “natural” way to change your hair color

So that is why men loose hair when gaining weight, Ruthie’s logic love it. I have husband never gain much in weight and lost hair. His dad had more. His brother had less.

I guess school’s out.

Then what about obese women?

Somewhat related: One night Aunt Mary brought a schoolmate home for dinner, and dessert was ice cream. It had frozen exceptionally hard, so Grandma was having trouble scooping it. Grandpa, who was almost completely bald before he was 20, said, “Just serve everybody else, and I’ll eat the rest.” Aunt Mary’s friend stared at him. “You’ll be sick!” “Oh, no, I do this all the time.” The friend thought a moment and said, “So that’s how you lost your hair – you froze it off!”

The way I heard it was: As men get older the hair roots go deep into the skull. If they hit gray matter the hair turns gray. If they don’t hit anything they shrivel and fall out.