One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for June 26, 2022

Reduce overcrowding by spreading disease

“The spider takes hold with her hands, and is found in kings’ palaces”—Book of Proverbs

Mosquitos feed dragonflies, bats, and frogs.

They encourage us to exercise.

Finding the exception to every rule, Ruthie?

Not EVERYBODY likes a little honey. I don’t. I hate honey. I only put a little spoonful in some herbal tea when I’m sick. Still don’t like it. Don’t even like the tea, really. But then medicine isn’t really supposed to taste good, is it?

We do not like mosquitoes either.

Mosquito males drink only nectar, only the females need blood when they have eggs. No eggs no blood sucking,

Haunted houses are decorated with cobwebs, not spiderwebs. Cobwebs do not come from spiders. They’re made of collected dust.

They remind you when it’s time to go inside at night.

Mosquitos are the gangs terrorising humans and are working in secret for the makers of ‘magic’ bracelets and other miracle anti-mosquitos snake oil salesmen.