I use to tell my children when they were afraid of thunder & lightning that it was God, Jesus and the Angels bowling. The the thunder was the bowling ball and lighting was the strike. They were okay with that.
A US senator dies and goes to Heaven. Sees a long line to get food and, being used to preferential treatment, goes to the head of it only to be told he has to wait at the end like everyone else. Everyone’s equal in Heaven, he’s told. So he waits. When he gets to near the head of the line, an old guy with white hair and a beard wearing a ratty old flight suit cuts in at the head of the line. The senator asked an attendant angel why that’s allowed since everyone in Heaven is equal. Angel replies, “Oh. That’s God. He thinks he’s a pilot.”
mccollunsky about 9 hours ago
Very sweet of Ruthie, don’t worry the balls have wings too.
Limpid Lizard about 9 hours ago
No heaven, no angels, no bowling. Sorry, Ruthie.
think it through about 7 hours ago
Sometimes.
KimmiesAndrews about 6 hours ago
I use to tell my children when they were afraid of thunder & lightning that it was God, Jesus and the Angels bowling. The the thunder was the bowling ball and lighting was the strike. They were okay with that.
davidf42 about 3 hours ago
Cute!
bobbyferrel about 1 hour ago
A US senator dies and goes to Heaven. Sees a long line to get food and, being used to preferential treatment, goes to the head of it only to be told he has to wait at the end like everyone else. Everyone’s equal in Heaven, he’s told. So he waits. When he gets to near the head of the line, an old guy with white hair and a beard wearing a ratty old flight suit cuts in at the head of the line. The senator asked an attendant angel why that’s allowed since everyone in Heaven is equal. Angel replies, “Oh. That’s God. He thinks he’s a pilot.”
Stephen Gilberg about 1 hour ago
Ruthie, the most devout believers still mourn death. In the NT, Jesus even wept over a man he was about to bring back to life.
khjalmarj 43 minutes ago
Ruthie, that’s where meteorites come from!