One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 07, 2025

Very sweet of Ruthie, don’t worry the balls have wings too.

No heaven, no angels, no bowling. Sorry, Ruthie.

Sometimes.

I use to tell my children when they were afraid of thunder & lightning that it was God, Jesus and the Angels bowling. The the thunder was the bowling ball and lighting was the strike. They were okay with that.

Cute!

A US senator dies and goes to Heaven. Sees a long line to get food and, being used to preferential treatment, goes to the head of it only to be told he has to wait at the end like everyone else. Everyone’s equal in Heaven, he’s told. So he waits. When he gets to near the head of the line, an old guy with white hair and a beard wearing a ratty old flight suit cuts in at the head of the line. The senator asked an attendant angel why that’s allowed since everyone in Heaven is equal. Angel replies, “Oh. That’s God. He thinks he’s a pilot.”

Ruthie, the most devout believers still mourn death. In the NT, Jesus even wept over a man he was about to bring back to life.

Ruthie, that’s where meteorites come from!

I believe and I’m so thankful I do. I would never tell a small child there was no heaven or angels either. What an awful thing to say.

If a bowling ball is dropped in Heaven, how far must it travel before it impacts Earth?

So sad that they start brainwashing their young so earlier with their nonsense delusions. No wonder they grow up and have ZERO common sense.

You know this strip is funny, but there’s WAY to much xtian cult blather.

I found out the other day that my grandma threw ‘strike after strike’ when she was in her 80s, although she didn’t have good throwing technique. Who cares, when you throw strike after strike?