Overboard by Chip Dunham for April 02, 2022

Scratch is about to get forked!

Second wish same as the first. Third wish same as….

“Bottom rail on top this time.”

HA!!

If Scratch appeared in The Jungle Book, would it be Catbalou?

Reminded me of a skit I saw a long time ago on Bizarre on Showtime. John Byner was a fairy in a park with a naked man and a naked woman statues. He waved his wand and they came alive. “ I’m giving you 30 minutes to do whatever you want before you turn back into statues”. The man and woman look at each other, grabs hand and go off. They return shortly afterwards and Byner says “ You were only gone for 10 minutes, you still have 20 minutes left” The man and woman grab hands again and the man says to the woman “Okay, this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll poop on it’s head” (I cleaned it up a little)

Hi Gweedo!

Good morning Crew!

If only Scratch would go back to the enemy ship, better yet, a long walk on a short pier.

Stupid rats, leave Scratch alone

Etherical Animal Cannibal…

Mice are disease ridden vermin who eat and otherwise destroy food. Cats caught and killed mice in ancient Babylonia and Egypt. The humans preferred their grain to be protected from thieves of all sizes. They rightfully worshipped cats as gods.

heh heh…lots of Genie lamps in the treasures they keep plundering…

Hopefully, Scratch will remember this and leave them alone.

If the rats (mice?) ever learn that there is strength in numbers they won’t need to waste a wish. Everyone enjoys the party! Well, except the cat.

The thrill is in the chase. Or something like that.

’Evening, Crew.