Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 11, 2015
February 10, 2015
February 12, 2015
Transcript:
verne: y'know, this is about the time in these endless story lines when we're rescued by a little deus ex machina... rj: that's right! god will help us! cell phone! help! Rj: Why is he so popular, again? Verne: lack of competition.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
Only Methuselah ever gets through to God’s Tech Support.
Arbitrary over 9 years ago
Could always try Buddha. Oh, or the Greek pantheon, they’re probably hurting for worshippers.
somebodyto over 9 years ago
lack of competition? Odin won’t be pleased to hear it.
notsofunnyguy over 9 years ago
Leo: The Allfather could send Thor to help. Noone ever said WHICH God they were asking for help.
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
If Satan isn’t God’s competition, who is?
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
That gag was used in “Beetlejuice”.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Hammy we are running out of time…….get your butt over here now!
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Maybe North Korean hackers kill the power grid and our heroes make their escape under cover of darkness.
Radical_Knight over 9 years ago
It’s time to write your own escape plan… start some water dripping and Pierre will need to go “wee-wee…”
Piksea Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, guys. Your call is very important.
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
The last time I called, I got Ernestine after “one ringy dingy, two ringy dingies…”
David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago
God’s habit of smiting people who throw shade at him also plays into his poll numbers
Cedar the squirrel almost 4 years ago
I thought god could do an infinite amount of things at the same time :/