Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 18, 2020

I thought that only moo cows went WHOMP!! on Verne?

Trump Pizza?

Don’t eat it boys!! Trump Pizza TM is only fit for humans.

Hummm… this computer can convert “TM” to simplified Chinese with a click, but can’t make it a superscript.

cheaper than $1200 checks

Good thing he can’t read. He might take a hint from this and start bombing us with questionable food* *As in cheesburgers and other deadly fat-filled, uninspected meat and cheese ;-)

True, once you’ve taken the $1200, you’re a socialist. Plus, today we have more corporatism than capitalism. With all their bailouts from this and the last recession, the public take all the risks, corps take all the profits.

Well Verne at least you can eat your way out of this … hard to do with a cow ;-)

Of course you do, you are a furry tapeworm after all.

Don’t eat it, boys! Trump food is filled with brainwashing!

Cooked a pizza last night, I think I’m finally getting the hang of convective cooking.

The pepperoni is only for millionaires.

I know this is a toon, but that’s a total impossibility.

I think from here on, the pizza drops are targeted for Rs only. Hopefully Pelosi pulls off another miracle.

Ask the Venezuelans about socialism? Not too good, but if you like starvation. I’ll stay with good old capitalism.

What’s not to love about the wealthy paying their share of taxes? They’ll still be incredibly rich, and people will get universal healthcare that’s not tied to the job they used to have. And a robust social safety net that is not just for Billionaires and Millionaires. We are going end up paying taxes anyway, at least a good portion of it will be there for you, instead of some investment banker being able to make his second house payments!

Big top pizza! It’s both bread and circus.

Problem solved for RJ!

Covefefe-19 Pizza’s from tRump ;(

Not as farfetched as it sounds. Check out this urban ground hog chowing down

https://www.facebook.com/kristin.chalela/videos/o.9335481377/10216756346248735/?type=2&theater

And, in other news, frozen pizzas are the next hoarding casualty. You know who you are. Stop it.

https://popculture.com/trending/2020/04/17/us-running-out-frozen-pizza-amid-ongoing-coronavirus-pandemic/

Slice of life.

I feel Verne’s pain

I feel Verne’s pain.

If the Orange great one can drop some Natchitoches meat pies, seafood gumbo (from Dooky Chase) and a large French fry poboy from Parkway, I’ll vote for him next time. (Russia: feel free to forward this along with Hillary’s emails to the appropriate people.)

I feel Verne’s pain.