Twinkies?! Gah! I haven’t eaten a Twinkie since I was a sugar-obsessed teenager (back in the 1950s) This week I’m placating my sweet tooth with honey-orange date bread and Cowboy cookies (oatmeal, chocolate chips, coconut, and walnuts). Who needs sugary sponges? Of course, a real tortoise would probably suffer on a diet of junk food (per a recent episode of “Dr. Jeff, Rocky Mountain Vet”). Racoons, however, thrive on just about anything—the ones in my back yard stole cat food until I stopped putting it outside. My resident squirrel regularly steals the sunflower seeds I put out for the birds, but has gone into hiding since I started squirting him with my Super Soaker. But they do love suburbia—I am surrounded by miles of houses, with “wilderness” several miles away, not at all “over the hedge”.
Cheapskate0 almost 4 years ago
A newly to this strip, I have to say, I don’t get it.
Wasn’t Vern supposed to be the “good guy” in this strip?
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh no! Verne’s become an addict!
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Looks like Verne read the book : How To Have Fun and Profit From Technology ;-)
MS72 almost 4 years ago
An old “Mission Impossible” trick.
Martin 78 almost 4 years ago
Hahahaha!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Twinkies aren’t even that good.
Casey Jones almost 4 years ago
Verne, that was a cold-blooded trick.
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
If Verne got on Dancing With the Stars, I might watch that one.
Ermine Notyours almost 4 years ago
Those photos instead were sent to The Masked Singer.
dwight almost 4 years ago
When did RJ have an iris?
LeslieBark almost 4 years ago
Twinkies?! Gah! I haven’t eaten a Twinkie since I was a sugar-obsessed teenager (back in the 1950s) This week I’m placating my sweet tooth with honey-orange date bread and Cowboy cookies (oatmeal, chocolate chips, coconut, and walnuts). Who needs sugary sponges? Of course, a real tortoise would probably suffer on a diet of junk food (per a recent episode of “Dr. Jeff, Rocky Mountain Vet”). Racoons, however, thrive on just about anything—the ones in my back yard stole cat food until I stopped putting it outside. My resident squirrel regularly steals the sunflower seeds I put out for the birds, but has gone into hiding since I started squirting him with my Super Soaker. But they do love suburbia—I am surrounded by miles of houses, with “wilderness” several miles away, not at all “over the hedge”.
James Noury Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m shocked!
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
The macro lens wasn’t a clue?
dollarduke almost 4 years ago
I wanna know where they get the money for all these toys!!