Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 23, 2022

Made from all natural methane.

If like me you can tell the differnce from a Ring Ding, a Ding Dong, and a Ho-Ho you probably have a problem. P.S. Ring Dings are the best.

Great. Now I’m asking myself how non-organic sugar is made.

No organic molecules were harmed? I supposed that depends on your definition of “harmed”. There are plenty of organic molecules used and present. Most of them have been “modified”.

Is Florida going to outlaw trans-fat?

“It’s Franken-STEEN!”

He could also be eating Spuddies. Cause with a Spuddie, enough ain’t enough.

Best line in Sandra Bullock’s latest movie, “…get your head outta my hoo-hoo…”

Best by: Armageddon…

I’ve recently noticed that they’ve started putting less creme in Devil Dogs.

Like I said, Verne, don’t listen to what the vegetables say, just go ahead and eat them.

…and then there’s that “ham” Herb got as client on WKRP; guaranteed to never go bad

Yummy!

I found a list of ingredients for Hostess Ho Hos.

Sugar, Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour (Flour, Reduced Iron, B Vitamins (Niacin, Thiamine Mononitrate (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Folic Acid), Water, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (Palm Kernel, Coconut, Palm), Palm Oil Shortening, Corn Syrup, Cocoa Processed with Alkali, Whole Eggs, Invert Sugar. Contains 2% or Less of: Egg Yolks, Polysorbate 60, Leavenings (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Monocalcium Phosphate), Soy Lecithin, Salt, Soy Flour, Sweet Dairy Whey, Calcium and Sodium Caseinate, Soy Protein Isolate, Cornstarch, Mono and Diglycerides, Sodium Stearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sorbic Acid (to Retain Freshness).

People actually eat these things??? I think I’ll try to stay away from anything that has sugar as the first ingredient on the list.

Wonder if he’s ever tried a Little Debbie? Maybe little Debbie herself should call on the boys and try to convince them to make the switch.

Pretty sure only half of those are real brands.

My current addiction is TastyKake Pecan Swirls. I cn read the comics, while I eat breakfast.

“Who-Who’s”? Did a certain set of corporate trademark lawyers reach out and touch someone?