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And in some cases the response would be “Your Right She Does and it if you don’t straighten up, Sgt Major Mama is going to put one of them so far up your behind it will be coming out your mouth.”
Either of those is or could be a good enough insult depending on who or what they are insulting. A good cloud insult should include something as least vaguely relevant to clouds – maybe something like: “I can see right through you.”, “You’re just a big drip.”, or “You’re full of hot air.”
“Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”
Not like in the “Garbage Pail Kids” cartoon, with the Savage Stuart segment, when the titular Conan parody tries making a centaur mad by asking him if his mother wears army horseshoes.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
yo" mamama is SOOOOOO…FAT…..!!!!
KenTheCoffinDweller over 2 years ago
And in some cases the response would be “Your Right She Does and it if you don’t straighten up, Sgt Major Mama is going to put one of them so far up your behind it will be coming out your mouth.”
Doug K over 2 years ago
Either of those is or could be a good enough insult depending on who or what they are insulting. A good cloud insult should include something as least vaguely relevant to clouds – maybe something like: “I can see right through you.”, “You’re just a big drip.”, or “You’re full of hot air.”
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
In Brittan: “Hey, you, get off of my cloud!”
In Scotland: “Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.”
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
Crocs with socks… RJ, just because you’re wearing them doesn’t make them cool.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
That’s the lamest dozens joke that I have ever heard. I can think of ten that are much more cool.
gokar n t fa over 2 years ago
Please just conjure up Yo Yo Ma. Now Bach to the sky.
Yakety Sax over 2 years ago
“Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.”
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ZarPaulus over 2 years ago
I think the “army boots” insult implies she borrowed them from her lovers.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 2 years ago
Army boots can be practical. But never would i call them fashionable.
KEA over 2 years ago
Yesterday I saw Sherpa-lined Crocs. ?!?
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Not like in the “Garbage Pail Kids” cartoon, with the Savage Stuart segment, when the titular Conan parody tries making a centaur mad by asking him if his mother wears army horseshoes.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
I wonder if it’s racist for non-Black people to use “yo” like that.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Ouch Crocs with sock is down right hurt full.
Blood Faerie over 2 years ago
Yeah… my mom DID wear Army boots and d*mn proud….. :(
Seed_drill over 2 years ago
If Dr. Seuss were still alive he’d definitely write about Crocs with Socks.