Just because the Twinkie expires doesn’t mean you can’t still eat it. That just means the risk associated with eating it goes up by another 0.01 percent per century.
Should you eat Twinkies with the closer (relative) expiration date? And, does that mean eating the oldest Twinkies first? I’ve stopped eating Twinkies because the ones from my youth tasted better.
Immortal in a sense, I just keep coming back, have for as long as I can remember. I think I may have finally learned enough I can move to the next level if I choose to. Or stay here, aware and try and educate the ignorant.
Arbitrary about 1 year ago
Yes I do and I call bunk on all the usual claims of immortality not being a good thing.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson about 1 year ago
Living forever? Don’t know, ask again in 200 years or so.
Doug K about 1 year ago
You can live forever (anyone can) … after you die.
Forest Dweller 54 about 1 year ago
If he’s going to live forever, then he doesn’t have to worry about starving to death.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
RJ, raccoons only have two or three years. Twinkies will completely outlive you.
Prey about 1 year ago
Just to be philosophical for once, it you are young (under 30) you do, at 70 – 75, not so much.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
How much is that in twinkie years?
epaphus8 about 1 year ago
Just because the Twinkie expires doesn’t mean you can’t still eat it. That just means the risk associated with eating it goes up by another 0.01 percent per century.
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 year ago
Should you eat Twinkies with the closer (relative) expiration date? And, does that mean eating the oldest Twinkies first? I’ve stopped eating Twinkies because the ones from my youth tasted better.
swenbu Premium Member about 1 year ago
Love Verne’s facial expression even though he’s being shaken!!
Csaw Backnforth about 1 year ago
Ask The Highlander if being immortal is worth it. Especially if there can be only one.
leemorse9777 about 1 year ago
Immortal in a sense, I just keep coming back, have for as long as I can remember. I think I may have finally learned enough I can move to the next level if I choose to. Or stay here, aware and try and educate the ignorant.